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Funny Person Say What?




A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar.
“What the heck,” he says to himself, “I really want a drink.”

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name
of your willy?”
The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.”

The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me
the name of your willy.
Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan ‘Just Do It.’ That guy
down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because ‘It really
Satisfies.’ ”

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him
a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left
who is sipping on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?”

The man looks back and says with a smile, “TIMEX.”
The thirsty cowboy asks, “Why Timex?”

The fella proudly replies, ” ‘Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella’s on his right, who happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,”So, what do you guys call

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because” Quality
is Job One” Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately?”

The guy next to him then says, “I call mine CHEVY…..’Like a Rock!” And
gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his manhood.

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, “The name of my willy is
SECRET. Now give me a beer.”

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, “Why Secret?”

The cowboy says, “Because it’s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A


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